Confessions of a Wannabe Chef

Really?

(friend’s fortune cookie fortune)

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I decided that my job search is a lost cause. All my circumstances are working against me. 1) No one’s looking to hire. 2) I have virtually no working experience. 3) I haven’t finished college yet. 4) I’m competing with hundreds of other people for the same jobs. However, I shall continue to look for a position, only because I can’t afford not to. 

In the meantime! I will scheme… I will scheme a scheme, a scammy scheme that will scam the unsuspecting masses of their money! Muhahaha!

sigh

But there’s good news! I just spent all my Christmas money on an Xbox 360 with Kinect and bought the game Dance Central. It was worth every penny. Kind of. If you’re willing to spend the money, I highly highly recommend it. It’ll probably serve as my exercise routine for the rest of my life.

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rinther i hate finding a therapist, i've been putting it off for years. the last one i had was like a sorority girl. she was late a couple of times because she was out getting a manicure.

Gosh, that’s awful. I guess it’s a good thing I deliberately avoided all the younger women who look too put-together. :I

I hate to say this, but I pretty much chose my therapist based on looks. I didn’t feel comfortable seeing a male therapist because I’m a paranoid creature. As for the other female contenders, they just all looked like they took themselves way too seriously.. or they took their looks way too seriously. Yeah, the model-slash-therapists completely threw me off. I would have been too distracted to have a good talk with them, anyway. I guess it also helps to know that the therapist I chose is LGBT friendly. I finally called her today and set up my first appointment: this Friday, 10:45 AM. I hope she’s “the one.”

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Although my top priority should be looking for a therapist, I’ve been looking for jobs, instead. I began applying to several places online… Then I realized it was totally useless and went to apply in person… Then, they were all like, “Sorry, we don’t have any job openings right now, but you should apply online.” It’s been frustrating. I must have completed about 30 different applications for 30 different companies. Online. As if that’s gonna do anything. Do I expect to hear back? Not at all. Maybe a little? But I know it won’t happen. 

Well, now my friends are all back at school and I’m left alone with nothing to do. So tomorrow, I take my fight to the streets! I will search every grocery store, clothing store, department store, restaurant, and cafe within a 15 mile radius of my home until someone accepts me! I’ll do it! I am desperate! Hear me roar!